This vibrator filled me with the Yuletide spirit
Well, guess what?
I got another incredibly awkward gift this year at the SAME party (from the SAME person, even though it's a numbered gift exchange and the chances of that happening were extremely minute. See? Miracles do happen).
Are you ready for this?
Feast your eyes on:
Santa Banana Hammock!!!!!
(Actually it was awesomely awkward because it ended up being wife who stole it, so it really just looked like her Christmas wish was to see me in it.)
I know, I know. You're extremely disappointed that I didn't model it for you, because that would be hilarious and arousing--a potent combination. Unfortunately, I am nothing if not a modest man, so I opted to save you from
feeling your retinas burn out of your eye sockets having to make sure you were in the privacy of your own home to read this post. But to make up for it, I took pictures of it in a couple of Christmas arrangments so that the Christmas spirit can be rekindled in your heart.
Because I'm a giver.
...and popcorn chains, and ornaments, and a male thong with bells on it...
I don't think a more important message could be holding that G-string up on that shelf...
(PS, those of you who were around last year might remember that shortly after showing off my vibrator white elephant gift, I did a giveaway because of hitting 100 followers, and actually gave it away to someone (along with other prizes). If you'll look to your right, you'll note I reached another follower milestone. Not going to make any promises, but I bet you can guess what I'm contemplating.... get excited!!!)