that I make up in my head, because nobody has actually been skeptical or haterish.
BUT, here is proof that the Bambi Nuggets conversation actually happened. The other night as I was putting A to bed, she started talking about it again, and this time I had the wherewithal to bust out my phone and record it.
Enjoy the creepiness!
Thursday, January 5, 2012
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The Weed
Facts about The Weed (written by his wife, who has adopted the role as his publicist):
1. He's a Marriage and Family Therapist.
2. He's an active Mormon
3. He's gay
4. He's married to a woman (who is awesome!)
5. He's amazing.
6. He writes this blog. He writes about ALL kinds of things. It will make you laugh. It will make you cry. It might even make you mad or offended. Give it a try.
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The weed stood in the severed heart.
"What are you doing there?" I asked.
It lifted its head all dripping wet
(with my own thoughts?)
and answered then: "I grow," it said,
"but to divide your heart again."
Elizabeth Bishop, The Weed
The weed stood in the severed heart.
"What are you doing there?" I asked.
It lifted its head all dripping wet
(with my own thoughts?)
and answered then: "I grow," it said,
"but to divide your heart again."
Elizabeth Bishop, The Weed
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I literally can't stop laughing. Your daughter is so creepy... in an adorable way.
ReplyDeleteIt's just what I always wanted in a child. Creepy and adorable all rolled into one.
ReplyDeleteHave you seen this? http://jonaslaberg.posterous.com/evil-marzipan-pig-gets-just-treatment
ReplyDeleteThere are more pictures here.
http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2012/1/5/this-little-piggy-will-eat-your-soul.html
Anna's next birthday cake will be a life like bambi cake. I can see it.
Vegans everywhere are outraged.
ReplyDelete@TILTE--Not even joking, I've already gotten hate mail. This could get interesting!
ReplyDeleteSorry @Cali didn't see you there--I had never seen that, but by golly if I'm not going to serve Anna a delicious Bambi cake that she can scoop blood out of to her heart's content. Delish.
ReplyDeleteHaha I am vegan and Mormon and I LOVE IT! I couldn't stop chuckling. Totally approve her realistic approach to meat eating, lol, my 2yr old eats boca chicken and knows it grows out of the ground. If people ask her where her chicken nuggets came from she'll say the dirt and be right, and the confusion will be priceless. I would rather every kid knows where their food comes from whatever they eat.
ReplyDeleteFamily IS important. Do you still call her Beast? Because that is beginning to seem a little more applicable.
ReplyDelete(In all seriosuness, Josh, Anna is adorable! I love how she furrows her little forehead while contemplating how best to get rid of the blood.)
Evan hopes that Ella will grow up to be just like her.
ReplyDeleteFor realsies hate mail? I'm so glad you got this on film. Priceless.
ReplyDeleteWho could possibly respond to such adorable and atypical bloodlust with hate mail? This girl is clearly setting up for her future career as a butcher/tanner/furrier...
ReplyDelete(Chrome is telling me bloodlust is not a word, but wikipedia claims otherwise, so I'm sticking with it).
--LM