Monday, January 14, 2013

Weed Abbey


Lolly and I started watching Downton Abbey the other day (because we ran out of our current fave, The Good Wife). After several episodes, the following conversation ensued:

Lolly: I'm pretty sure you should have been a Lord.

Me: Why? Because I'm so noble?

Lolly: No, because you'd live in a house where everything was taken care of, and you'd have someone there to dress you and feed you and take care of all of the details that you normally neglect anyway, and it wouldn't even be a problem because it would be your job to only focus on the important things.

Me: Like Words with Friends. As well as Gems with Friends.

Lolly: Like writing. And counseling. And ministering.

Me: Oh yes, right. And those things. *cough* Yeah. I could get used to that, methinks.

Lolly: Ooooh, "methinks" huh? Look at you, already preparing to become an heir.

Me: Pretty much. I think I shall call our estate "Weed Abbey."

Lolly: Yes. That sounds fancy.

Me: And my name shall be Joshua Crawley. 

Lolly: Which, ergo, would make me... Lolly Crawley.
 
*both look at each other and shake their heads*

Me: Doesn't work, does it?

Lolly: Noooot s'much.

Me: Well, great. There goes that. Now what am I going to do with my life?

Lolly: You're just gonna have to face the reality that you'll never have a manservant there to dress and undress you and button your cufflinks at any moment. 

*both pause for a moment, reflecting*

Me: ...probably better that way, come to think of it?

Lolly: Yeah. I think you might be right.

Me: Note to selves: if ever we become heirs to a great fortune of the early 20th century, we will have maids attend to both of us.

Lolly: So let it be done!

*soda pop cans clink*

18 comments:

  1. Well, you could always change the spelling so Lolly would become Lawley Crawley... (ouch, stop throwing those things! just trying to be helpful... jeepers!)

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  2. That's awesome!!! Loved it!

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  3. Haha! I'll take a man-servant thank you!

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  4. Ha, good thinking on the whole maids thing. I love you guys. Would I be a part of this wealth? Or would it be Weed's only.

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  5. And will you have a governess to tend to your children?

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  6. And you might have tried to get Anna to marry her cousin (which, incidentally, is okay if you live in North Carolina. Just thought I'd add that.

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  7. And Viva would be the Jan Brady and T a liberal feminist.

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  8. don't you looooooooove downton?!?!?!?!

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  9. yeah, you defiantely would want to stay away from a footman/valet like thomas. You will see why when you get to season 3. Yay for Downton!! What is a Weekend?

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  10. Absolutely Fabulous! - the two of you. How delightfully quick witted you both are. Mr. IDM and I are indeed, also, in love with Downton Abbey, the Crawleys, the servants - well, the whole lot of them. How lovely to know that we share this thing of such great importance, that brings us unmistakably closer with our comrads of the Unicorm Club. :)

    PS - We got hooked on this one day when I was sick and so Mr. stayed home to tend me. We cuddled up all day and watched the whole first season all day long. Now we're hooked! Silly - isn't it? ! ;)

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    1. Hey - we just noticed your pic of "Weed Abbey" - it's lovely.... :) but there's doesn't seem to be a 'weed' in sight. lol

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  11. "Weed Abbey"...see? You guys ARE all about the drugs on this blog.

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  12. Freakin' Downton Abbey. Between it, Grey's Anatomy and New Girl, only TiVo knows how gay I truly am...

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  13. I can't even tell you how hard this post made me laugh. I had to immediately share it with my husband, but he just doesn't 'know' you like I 'know' you so he just didn't understand. I'm alone in my appreciation of your hilarity.
    =)

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